Smell my armpits! They smell like the jungle... with a ton of deer poo.
Dara – “Kiss”
It’s about time 16 year old girls get crunk on Cass! But it’ll be alright cause they’ll never miss… although they might have barf breath. So much for girl on girl kissing action 
Check out the Alikstae mix of Lady Gaga and Dara.
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Looks like Bom is checking some guy's tight butt.
Park Bom – “You and I”
I cried for 10 minutes after I watched the music video! Damn K-Drama! But it’s alright cause Bom is HAWTT and single again! Yay!
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Talk about big balls... Crookers has some glowing ones.
Crookers featuring Kelis - “No Security” (Rustie Remix)
Crookers featuring Kelis - “No Security” (Zomby Remix)
Crookers featuring Kelis - “No Security” (Bart B More Remix)
The Crookers decided to bring in more security when someone grabbed Kelis’ ass. Rustie, Zomby and Bart B More are all locked and loaded with mics and turntables to make the crowd shake their ass so hard it’ll hopefully distract the bum spooners from Kelis’ bootylicious jelly.
Hop on the train!
Super Junior – “Sorry Sorry – Answer”
We’re sorry sorry sorry sorry that you’re fugly and we’re hawttt.
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How do I look Stippy? A OK Ren!
Crookers featuring Soulwax and Mixhell – “We Love Animals”
The Crookers’ new album is going to be filled with all the animals from Old MacDonald’s phat farm! It’s also going to be featuring all the other awesome animals from Noah’s pimping yacht!
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You know the guy on the bottom is a pimp!
Terry Poison – “Comme Ci Comme Ca” (The Twelves Remix Number 2)
Terry Poison -”Comme Ci Comme Ca” (The Twelves Remix)
You get two remixes for the price of one today only! All thanks to computers! All hail computers! All your base are belong to me!
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If you want to look Xtra hawt... you gotta start getting ready for the club at 2pm!
It’s a color party with Jamaican Yellow and Energetic Green! But you have to be careful cause it can easily turn into a clean up party with Barfin Brown or a night at the clinic with STD Sky Blue!
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Spiderman Spiderman! Errr. I mean "It's The Bloody Beetroots!"
The Bloody Beetroots featuring Cecile – “Have Mercy On Us”
It’s The Bloody Beetroots version 2.0! They bang harder, drink flames, have embedded video and lets you add friends to your friends list! Not to mention, you can leave your comments in their pants.
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Yuksek is pure firah!
Yuksek featuring Amanda Blank – “Extraball”
My balls are too big for Yuksek to borrow. It’ll just look uneven when you put them side by side. I don’t think he’ll be able to stand let alone walk 10 paces lunging my balls around town.
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T-ara x 2!
T-ara – “Bo Peep Bo Peep”
Vampires, wolfs and now nummy looking pussy cats! I think we have Twilight installment number 3! Go team Asian pussy cats! Sexy meow! As for the music video… I think we need to see a dangerously sexy version.
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